Question:
I had the premonition that it's possible that in 2 or 3 years the Government
could pass a law making drug-testing by urine samples mandatory for everyone
in the workplace. What's available to supposedly beat these tests?
Answer:
The best way to beat these tests is voting third party. If you're too late,
follow basic guidelines and don't waste your money on Klean Tea or whatever
those things are called.
A few weeks (4 is best, but 2 will do) of abstinence should help you past
any piss test. Watch our for hair tests though! You need a special shampoo
(like Aloe Rid) to wash out cannabinoid metabolites. Shaving your head
won't work, as they could take any hair.
If you have to take a piss test, never give them the first piss of the
day, make sure you drink plenty of water in the days before the test. Drink
water before the test, but bear in mind that if you overdo it you will have
to take another test (though this can be a good thing). Vitamin B complex
will add colour to your urine if you have to drink a lot of water before
the test, but this won't fool a thorough researcher.
Excercise is a good way to speed up your metabolism and get rid of
metabolites.
