Question:
is there any way to clean your hair
to pass a drug test?
My buddy is on probation and has to do
this fucking hair drug test in 3 weeks.
He did a lot of coke and some heroin,
within the last 6 month and now he is
worried.
I've never heard about cleaning hair.
Maybe someone has the ultimate tip.
Bleach it? Wash it with some acid?
Apply 200.000 Volts? Eat the fur of
a dead black cat at full moon?
Answer:
Nope, the hair test is as good as unbeatable. The best advice is
that he shaves his head today, and doesn't use between now and the
test...........
..........There's no *law* that says you can't have a haircut after all.
If he hands in a full length hair he's busted. That serial killer Dr.
Shipman in the UK was partly convicted by a hair test - he claimed in
his defence that one of the old biddies he bumped off was a secret
junkie, and he had been prescribing for her habit for years "to save her
the embarassment of a clinic".........So they exhumed the body a year
after burial, performed the hair test - result, not a single trace of
opiates except one massive dose on the day she died.
BTW, you will also have to advise him to shave his armpits and pubic
hair, maybe even use a female hair removal cream for his scrotum, [Im
assuming he is male], as the advice to the testers is that if people try
shaving their head to take a sample of pubic hair, either armpit or groin.
The main thing is after "going bald" he *must not* use at all until
the test.
Let me guess, the next thing is you're gonna tell me that there's a
law in the USA that says you cant have a haircut, or shave once ordered
to give a hair sample.
