Question:
smoked a bunch last night and put all my wares away for the next 29
days... due to be tested August 31st. I'm 30 years old, six-foot-three, I
work out regularly (a long distance runner actually, I do 4-8 miles every
other day), and up until yesterday have been a moderate, regular smoker,
averaging 1/8th every 1-3 weeks (although I do not smoke every day, this is
smoking measured in evenings and weekends).
Any advice for me? Is 29 days too little time? Barely enough? More than
enough? Any advice at all as to how to maximize my chances for passing? I
know, 29 days is probably as much time as I'll possibly need to pass, but I
could use a little advice and encouragement... I don't believe in any of the
"quick fix" remedies ("detoxify your body!") sold on the internet and High
Times. I'm particularly interested in other people's stories of how they
"beat" pre-employment drug tests, and I personally don't care to hear any
amazing dramatic stories of exotic techniques used to beat pee tests, just
stories with boring, happy endings, hopefully like mine.
Answer:
You should be fine. Given your description, I'm assuming you have a
pretty low body fat percentage and a reasonably high metabolism.
That'll help decrease the time the THC metabolites stay in your system.
29 days oughta be plenty of time. Obviously, don't smoke any more
till you take the test, though.
I'm glad you don't trust those detox products because they're 100%
bullshit. Kinda like how time is the only thing that'll sober you up,
time is the only thing that'll get the THC metabolites outta your
system. There are only 2 ways to beat a test:
1) Dilution. Drink lots of water the day of the test. Take some
creatine (they test creatine levels to see if its diluted) and some
vitamin b12 (to make your piss yellower). Catch the piss mid-stream as
the beginning and the end of the stream have the highest concentration
of impurities. Do your own personal good luck ritual
2) Substitution. This is the only 100% sure-fire way to beat a test.
Actually, it's not 100% because they watch you piss for some tests.
Either buy dehydrated urine online or have a friend piss in a condom or
something. Wear tighty whities and tuck the clean piss container under
your nuts for several hours to get it up to the right temperature.
I haven't beaten a drug test, but then again I haven't failed one
either. Never had to take one. I guess I'm lucky that way. Anyway,
good luck and keep us posted on the results.
