Question:
Due to a number of accidents recently in the plant I work I work in an over
zealous HR Director has now come up with the idea of drug testing the employees
within the next 10 days.
What's a good way to beat one of these tests?
Answer:
The best way to beat a drug test is to grab it from the neck and wail
away with a stick on its back side. This beating will undoubtably
make the drug test wimper with pain until unconciousness sets in.
Don't beat the test too much or you may kill it. If by chance the
test laughs when you are beating it, then you may have initiated a
test tickle by accident.
