Question:
I took a couple vicodins today, later to get an interview scheduled for
a job. I cant reschedule any later than Friday, I know I will have to
take a urine test by Friday if I delay the interview. Does anyone have
a product they would use that one could purchase on the internet or
would you just recommend taking the test, as I know they can stay in
your system for up to 5 days. I dont want to risk it.
Answer:
I have never takin one of those "cleansing" products. Every drug test I have
passed (4) I used a clean friends urine.
I have my boy piss into a balloon and tie it off. Then I get one of those self
heating pads from walgreens or somthing, they don't plug in, they use chemicals
or somthing to create the heat.
Wrap the balloon in the heat patch on the drive to the clinic, then (wearing
baggy shorts) duct tape the balloon to your taint, the area between your balls
and ass. The baloon should be small enough to do this, you don't need that
much urine in it.
This should keep it warm enough. Then unzip your pants and use a needle to
drain the pee balloon into the test cup,
This has worked for me 4 times,
ofcourse if you take a test where you are watched, this will not work.
also if you wait in the waiting room too long the piss might cool down,
and temperature is the 1st thing they check.
It sounds like too much, but it works.
I suppose if the easier methods work than i am just a crazy asshole.
But I have never failed a test yet.
Except an oral drug test that was literally preformed by the manager right
after i passed the interview.
No way to get around that one, yet...
Needless to say I tested + for coke, meth, and THC.
I sure as hell hope this "on the spot" oral testing doesn't take.
